Everyone in the house is now in a relationship except me. :(
That time when we were doing clean-up after moving into the house, all of them asked me to throw away a vase with loads of artificial flowers in it. I insisted on keeping them and cleaned each and every stalk of flowers all by myself. And now what's happening?! Urghh!
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I just referred to the post and oh wow, I am so surprised how things have changed in these two months! :O
First one to get into a relationship is Ron. He is still with the innocent-looking-but-not-so-innocent-after-all girl. The girl is quite obsessed with SEX and DICKS. She understands every single dirty jokes that the guys talk about. Rare! lol. 4 months anniversary is coming for them. Congrats! Still very sweet. They are always constantly teasing each other, calling each other 'fat' and 'round'. Glad that everything is stabilising for them after quite a shaky start. Ron even spent £150+ to get himself a bus pass so that he can go to her house often. He now saves every penny spent on food, expenditure and etc. Big sacrifice for a guy who is facing financial problems. Hope everything will work out well for them till the end. :')
Next up is Vivian. She is now officially together with the German guy. We, the three guys often criticise this relationship. Not close to her as her behaviour irks me. First, the girl is a clean freak and one day she came to me and complained about her German putting his sneakers in the bag. Ok, is that really a big deal? It is such a common thing here that angmohs just stuff anything into their bags. Then, the guys noticed that the couple has been having potato waffles and scrambled eggs 90% of the time he is having dinner in the house. Sometimes, they don't even have anything to cook and there was once that Ricky offered his fried rice to them. Tesco is just like a stone's away. Speechless.
Last one Ricky. He is now back together with the girl who dumped her after 2 days of being together. The girl is a coursemate of mine. A friend of mine who did not know what's going on asked her a day after she dumped Ricky whether she has got someone that she likes. She nodded and mentioned a name which sadly wasn't Ricky. Oh dear! I have nothing to say but to wish him best of luck. Hope that you won't be her replacement tyres.
And me, still single and available. I have always been a good listener of Ron and Ricky. I used to share my problems with Ron but now that he is 'residing' in the girl's house, I have no one to turn to now. *sigh* :(
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Another single guy at here!!! =( *Hug*
ReplyDeleteYou single but not available okay! Shooo shooo!
Deletehug hug okay...SINGLE GUY HERE
ReplyDeleteP.S. i'm the REAL single guy with no one, not that Shin Shin above, wink wink i bet he is never lonely, hahaha
hug hug ah boy. Don't try to seduce me okay! :p
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